How to be a Player Hater

A player hater according to the Urban Dictionary is simply someone who talks bad about another person because that other person has got something they don’t have.

We all know the sound of a hater: ‘That girl on TV is too short, but you don’t miss her show.
‘Nigerian music is rubbish’, but you don’t stop singing along.

The hater wants to be where the person they're hating is, so will do everything possible to pull them down while they’re there!!

These are our 9 solid tips on how you can join the Haters' Club:

Tip 1: You can’t effectively player hate if you don’t know everything about the person you’re hating, so you must get your Stalker’s gear on.

Tip 2: On the flip side, refuse to understand anything about what the person is doing, but be the biggest critic. Then claim that it’s fraud or rituals when the person starts counting millions…

Tip 3: Constantly be in the face of the person you’re hating, telling them how bad they are at what they do.

Tip 4: Go and make an extensive research of everyone who is doing something similar to what the person is doing, so that when he tells you how much he’s achieved, you can show him someone who’s done more.

Tip 5: Obsess over the different ways you can make the world see that they don’t deserve to be where they are and YOU should be there.

Tip 6: When the person you’re hating makes a mistake, make sure that even people in remote villages get to hear about it.

Tip 7: Make fun of every effort the person makes to try to get ahead of their game.

Tip 8: Take the Classic Haters' Approach by picking a fight with the person whenever you come into contact with them.

Tip 9: (as given by Terry tha Rapman) Get on Facebook and whenenver you see people's status updates celebrating something, put up a snide comment!!

There you have it!! Our 9 tips on How to be a Player Hater!!

Quick Reminder though: DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME!!!!