How to be a Business Mugu

Who wants to be a Business Mogul when you can be a Business Mugu...

Tip 1: If business is slow or just really not working for you, blame it on the weather, the market, or better still; the recession…instead of thinking that maybe you’re just not doing something right.

Tip 2: What’s the point in setting goals? They are never really actualized anyway!! Look if success would come, it would come, all this goal setting thing is not for me abeg!!

Tip 3: Do business the same way your ancestors who were trading by barter used to do it, and make sure you fight against any new way of selling your product or service.

Tip 4: It’s all about the Benjamins baby!! So get so caught up in making the paper and forget all about quality.

Tip 5: ‘The only thing that is constant is…Crisis’. So when you have crises in your businesses, instead of looking for a way forward, start commanding all your enemies to die by fire.

Tip 6: Let your response to any suggestion of risk-taking be, ‘Abeg o I no fit Shout!!’

Tip 7: Whenever you try something that fails, give up immediately; pack all your load and start heading back to the village.

Tip 8: Your business mantra should be, ‘Tomorrow’s business will come tomorrow’. So make no future plans for your business.

Tip 9: A bad guy doesn’t need to announce his presence. So as a bad guy, don’t tell anyone about your business o!! They’ll come and find you…

Now you're well on your way....