(as culled from Section 'Let Lastma Catch You' of our Highway Code)
Tip 1: Seatbelts are only for people who are afraid; you are fearless and brave so seat what??
Tip 2: Entertain yourself while driving by calling Kausarat, Godspower, Darlington and the rest of your crew for the latest on Okondigbo’s baby mama drama; oh without earphones.
Tip 3: While in traffic, be sure to follow the unruly people who loudly try to get everyone else off the road so they can pass
Tip 4: This tip is for the girls and some guys: It’s more fun to apply your make-up just when the traffic light is about to go green.
Tip 5: Block the entire road when someone lightly scratches your car and take out all your frustrations on them
Tip 6: Since you’ve run out of options on places to hang out, the middle of the road is definitely the best place to play catch-up
Tip 7: Show all these one-headed people that like to pass the right way that one way is the only way.
Tip 8: Big boys and girls cannot under any circumstances stop for the red light
Tip 9: The road belongs to generations of your family, so never share it with those people who keep asking for space in front of you.
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Guaranteed to make you a Nuisance!!
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