How to be the Best Amebo in Your Area

9 Steps to being the Best Amebo in your AR-EE-AAA

Step 1: Always be on the look out for juicy material you can use.

Step 2: When you get the material, spice it up with salt, pepper, garlic and vinegar.

Step 3: Stir the concoction until it sounds perfect, even to you.

Step 4: Call someone into a corner and act as though something is bothering you.

Step 5: Emphasize that what you’re saying must remain between the two of you.

Step 6: Make sure you have the right facial expression so you look convincing.

Step 7: bring your voice down a notch or two, or preferably whisper.

Step 8: Stall a little, so it seems like it’s hard for you to say it.

Step 9: Finally, drop the bomb that would cause a wildfire as soon as it drops.